God, I feel like I'm like ten years behind my actual age

[chatham_t_rivers]

It's official. I now have a schoolgirl crush on Doug Walker.  And Spoony, kind of.

Gah, I feel like a schoolgirl again.  God help me.

Ah, well.  Least I know what turns me on.  ...In a NORMAL, SANE way.

Am currently watching Spoony taking on Breaking Dawn, Part I.  ...Spoiler alert:  The movie broke Spoony.  As it broke Doug.

...Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the Necronomicon of contemporary film.

Also:  It strikes me that Vampires should have Cutie Marks.  ...Considering that they get special powers when they get Vamp'd.  Like...CONGRATS, YOU FOUND YOUR FUCKING VAMPIRE TALENT HERE HAVE A CUTIE MARK 

RIGHT ON YOUR BUTTCHEEK

...oh god i need to get a life

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[guardians_song]

God, I feel like I'm like ten years behind my actual age
'S okay - N tempts me to hit that 13-year-old squealing-fanbrat stage I never actually had when I was 13, and he's a fictional character. :P

Also: It strikes me that Vampires should have Cutie Marks. ...Considering that they get special powers when they get Vamp'd. Like...CONGRATS, YOU FOUND YOUR FUCKING VAMPIRE TALENT HERE HAVE A CUTIE MARK

RIGHT ON YOUR BUTTCHEEK

...oh god i need to get a life
I thought the Mark of the Beast was supposed to be on one's right hand or forehead? :P